Jelly Belly Flops
Friday, August 20th, 2010Jelly Belly Flops

How do I get super Fat?
I’m 14, 306 Pounds and 5″7. I am always eating and my family normally orders takaway. I never move and i get puffed out just walking to the fridge. I bought a pair of pants last week that were 2 sizes to big and now i can barly fit into them. I want a huge jelly belly. I also bought a shirt with my shorts and it was baggy to, now u can see my belly from underneith it when it flops out, but you couldn’t when i bought the shirt(mens XXXXL) I think that by next week, i would have either burst out of my shorts and ripped my shirt, or it will be physicly imposible to get on. My goal is to weigh 450 pounds by september.
just follow the advice of the so called ‘experts’ for the last 20-30 years or so and you should be good to go.
Jelly Belly Belly Flops