Super Cola
Friday, October 23rd, 2009Super Cola
I poured cola on my battery to clean the terminals and now things are worse, what to do?
I let it set with the cola for a few days and the battery was completely gone. What is worse is the cola acid has mixed with the battery acid to make a super acid compound now. This ate through my entire car and driveway. There is now a deep hole.
I dropped a rock down it but no sound back that it hit anything. I got a long rope and lowered it down with a weight tied to the end of it. I had to get more ropes and tie them off because I could not get to the end of this hole.
After exhausting my savings account buying lots of long ropes finally the rope starting tugging and pulling from me. I started pulling back eventually I could hear someone on the other end grunting as they were trying to pull against me.
I finally pulled this person out of the hole and it was a Chinese person. I can use a telescope and see the sky clear on the other side of the world.
What should I do about the hole and my new visitor?
First off you lucked out! Same thing happened to me but now I have GODZILLA rampaging around my backyard!!!!! He’s Great for getting rid of Bill Collectors but lousy when it comes to me trying to get some sleep,,, makes to much noise and scares the neighbors. Tried opening up a tour side show but it kept breathing that blasted hot breath on everyone. Had more refunds than profits.
SUPER COLA – You&I