Mad Croc
Mad Croc

The playboy mansion ?
Hugh heffner was holding a great big party at the mansion and there was hundreds of people in attendance.
As the party got in to full swing they all went outside in to the vast grounds and there was an olympic size swimming pool infested with crocodiles,hugh appeared and said that he would give anyone £1 million and pointing to all his girls,any cu~t they wanted if they could swim 1 length of the pool unscathed.
Well as you can imagine no one volunteered,then all of a sudden they can hear splashing and thier was this skinny guy swimming like mad hitting and punching his way through the crocs until he reached the other side where he got out unscathed.
As he walked back around to a hero’s welcome hugh gave him a cheque for £1 millon and said “what cu~t do you want again pointing to his girls”,”well”said the man trying to get his breath back “i want the cu~t who pushed me in.”
LMAO star if any good =)
Nice. a big shiny yellow star for the king of jokes. lol.
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